Carpaholixx - The Cult Carp Magazine!

Just thought that I would share this excerpt from a recent article. I'm not sure of it's relevance, but it does contain some interesting points...‘Processed’ Carp Food – A Quick Bite...Recent debate about carp bait or “crap bait” has focused on its possible relevance or irrelevance to a carp’s diet...

Carpaholixx attended the UK’s largest tackle show, 'The Big One' in March. This was our first public exhibition!! A massive thank you to all who visited our stand -  . We all had a fantastic time

Guess who! Some cheeky young pup who thought he knew it all !!!  This photo was passed onto me buy a good friend of mine (can't say who though). Sorry Nige - couldn't resist this one.

Carping for Kodak Charity Event Sandhurst Lake, Yateley - 24/25 & 26 September 2010 Top flight anglers such as: Lee Jackson, Nick Helleur, Nigel Sharp, Rob Maylin, Jerry Hammond, Ben Hamilton & Dave Benton, along with their respective fishing partners, attended the 'Carping for Kodak' charity event. A total of 12 carp were caught, with the largest fish of 36lb falling, suitably, to the rods of Mark Dean. This event, which was organised by John & Gina Elmer of Scattered Baits, has raised over £3,000 for Mark 'Kodak' Dean and the Parkinson's Disease Society. Carpaholixx would like to take this oppurtunity to wish…

  Spike..Caught red-handed (or rather green-handed) stealing weed from the Yateley Match Lake. Times are hard, I know! but.... Love Ya Spike..

A very nasty case of ''Chainsaw Rash'' contracted during swim clearing at a local (top secret) water..The owner and his leg are lucky to still be together!! Health & Safety (love it or hate it!)  and Chainsaw's are, in my opinion, a contradiction.

Ian & Mike knocking-up trial batches of the new 'Buttringer Coorker' bait at a secret location somewhere in the south of England... Looks like Mike has just discovered our secret ingredient!! Shhhhhhh!!!

The Urban Dictionary Thought that you might like this website!! Click on the picture to go straight to the site.. Examples: Floppy Seconds The female equivalent to "sloppy seconds", floppy seconds occurs when a woman receives an inadequate dose of dongage due to the fact that the male in question has recently enacted in coitus with another woman, thus rendering his manhood "floppy"."Well, I already banged your sister, but if you don't mind floppy seconds..."or"Man, that Kate Hudson chick sure does like floppy seconds!" Toilet Mummy When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with…

The new 'DT Bait's' delivery service, but who's the mystery rider? Answers on a postcard please...

The ever consistent Gary Sewell catches carp with consummate ease, pitching up in the right swim and putting the right rig in the right place, consistently. On a recent visit to 'Crack & Sack', Gary managed to bank two fifty pound plus fish on consecutive nights. ' 'Southampton Gary'   Don't ever change.. Mate! I'm not the jealous type (although i will make an exception in this case) but witnessing the capture of what can only be described as 'HIPPO' size carp can dent your confidence. Waking up in the morning and discovering that both your mates have caught a fifty…